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The [Bible] Oxholm Edition
Jesus. Was the Lord ever begotten? Was He ever crucified beyond the Zodiac for other than a calendar?
The Beast. Did His Grandmother invent fermentation, so we ever since could have both bread and beer?
Is Satan's Baptized Name? Is He evil or is He compassionate and warm? Did He not take good care of you as a child and make you go chasing dreams?
Is God Baptized with the Name Jehovah? Is God a nihilist? Was God not the Creator, but only a Cloud God, Godfather and Uncle Bully?
The calendar. Christianity originated as a farmer religion. And ever since the church was called the 4-wheel driver of the four seasons of the year.
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